An accountant is having a midlife crisis and decides to spice things up by visiting a high-end dominatrix.<\/p>\n
He enters the dungeon, heart pounding. The dominatrix, clad in head-to-toe latex, glares at him and snaps her whip. \u201cYou\u2019ve been a very, very naughty boy,\u201d she sneers. \u201cNow, I\u2019m going to make you do something that will make you tremble with fear and regret. Get on your knees!\u201d<\/p>\n
The accountant drops to his knees, shaking. \u201cPlease, Mistress! Anything!\u201d<\/p>\n
She leans in close to his ear and whispers, \u201cI want you to sit at that desk and reconcile these 2024 expense reports using only a 1998 version of Excel.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n The accountant gasps. \u201cBut… but the macros won’t run! The cell formatting will be a nightmare! Please, just whip me instead!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cSilence!\u201d she bellows. \u201cAnd if you find a single rounding error, I\u2019m making you file an amended return for a multi-state LLC.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n He bursts into tears. \u201cMy God… you really are a professional.\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An accountant is having a midlife crisis and decides to spice things up by visiting a high-end dominatrix. He enters the dungeon, heart pounding. The dominatrix, clad in head-to-toe latex, glares at him and snaps her whip. \u201cYou\u2019ve been a very, very naughty boy,\u201d she sneers. \u201cNow, I\u2019m going to make you do something that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22207,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n