Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their mother couldn\u2019t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter\u2019s bedroom and heard her screaming.<\/p>\n
The mother thought to herself, \u201c That\u2019s normal, especially on her wedding night.\u201d She snuck by her second-oldest daughter\u2019s room and heard her laughing. \u201cThat\u2019s normal too,\u201d she said, smiling to herself. Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter\u2019s room where she didn\u2019t hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it. The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her eldest daughter about last night\u2019s noises.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell Mom,\u201d she replied, \u201cyou always said if it hurt I should scream.\u201d \u201cYou\u2019re absolutely right sweetheart, \u201dthe mother assured her, turning to her middle daughter. \u201cNow why were you laughing?\u201d she asked. \u201cYou always said if it tickled, I could laugh,\u201d she answered. \u201cTrue enough, honey.\u201d<\/p>\n
The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days. \u201cNow it\u2019s your turn, baby,\u201d she said turning to her youngest daughter. \u201cWhy was it so quiet in your room last night?\u201d \u201cMom, don\u2019t you remember? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full.\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their mother couldn\u2019t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22147,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n