Brady and Lizzie had just gotten married, and after a long, exhausting wedding day, they finally reached their hotel room for their \u201cbig\u201d first night.<\/p>\n
Lizzie sat gracefully on the bed, smiling shyly.<\/p>\n
Brady, trying to look confident, started taking off his jacket\u2026 then his tie\u2026 then dramatically said,
\u201cLizzie, from now on, you have to know\u2026 I\u2019m the man of this house!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lizzie nodded sweetly.<\/p>\n
Brady puffed up his chest, feeling proud, and said,
\u201cSo\u2026 take off my shoes.\u201d<\/p>\n
Lizzie raised an eyebrow but did it.<\/p>\n
\u201cNow take off my socks.\u201d<\/p>\n
She did.<\/p>\n
\u201cNow my shirt.\u201d<\/p>\n
She paused\u2026 then slowly helped him out of it.<\/p>\n
Brady grinned, feeling like a king.
\u201cAnd from now on\u2026 you will never wear my clothes again!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lizzie looked at him calmly, stood up, walked to her suitcase\u2026 and pulled out a tiny, lacy nightdress.<\/p>\n
She tossed it at him and said,
\u201cFine. And from now on\u2026 YOU won\u2019t fit into mine either.\u201d \ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n
Brady sat down quietly and said,<\/strong> Brady and Lizzie had just gotten married, and after a long, exhausting wedding day, they finally reached their hotel room for their \u201cbig\u201d first night. Lizzie sat gracefully on the bed, smiling shyly. Brady, trying to look confident, started taking off his jacket\u2026 then his tie\u2026 then dramatically said,\u201cLizzie, from now on, you have to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22141,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n
\u201c\u2026So\u2026 should we just order room service?\u201d \ud83c\udf55<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"