An 80-year-old man marries a 25-year-old woman. After their wedding night, the old man walks down to the hotel breakfast buffet looking energized, whistling a tune, and remarkably refreshed.<\/p>\n
His best man, who is also in his 80s, pulls him aside and whispers, “My god, Arthur! You\u2019re 80 years old. How on earth did you handle a bride that young all night? Weren’t you worried about your heart?”<\/p>\n
Arthur smiles and says, “Oh, it was easy. I just treated it like a government contract.<\/b>“<\/p>\n
Confused, the friend asks, “What do you mean?”<\/p>\n
Arthur winks and says, “I knew I couldn’t do the work myself, so I subcontracted the labor, stayed on as the consultant, and I still got to keep all the benefits!”\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An 80-year-old man marries a 25-year-old woman. After their wedding night, the old man walks down to the hotel breakfast buffet looking energized, whistling a tune, and remarkably refreshed. His best man, who is also in his 80s, pulls him aside and whispers, “My god, Arthur! You\u2019re 80 years old. How on earth did you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22062,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n