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Sometimes I pretend to be asleep just so I don\u2019t have to share the blanket.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"374\" data-end=\"412\">He looked shocked. \u201cWow\u2026 that\u2019s cold.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"414\" data-end=\"439\">She smirked. \u201cYour turn.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"441\" data-end=\"509\">He sighed. \u201cSometimes\u2026 I stay awake just to steal the blanket back.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"511\" data-end=\"550\">They stared at each other for a second\u2026<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"552\" data-end=\"656\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Then both grabbed the blanket at the same time and yelled,<br data-start=\"610\" data-end=\"613\" \/><strong>\u201cTHIS IS WHY WE CAN\u2019T HAVE NICE THINGS!\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So a boyfriend and girlfriend were lying on the couch, cuddling. 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