An old husband looks at his old wife one evening and says,
\u201cDo you remember when we used to sit together on the couch and hold hands?\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife smiles softly, \u201cYes\u2026 those were sweet days.\u201d<\/p>\n
He moves closer and takes her hand.
They sit quietly for a moment.<\/p>\n
Then he says,
\u201cDo you remember when we used to cuddle?\u201d<\/p>\n
She leans her head on his shoulder, \u201cOf course\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
A few seconds later, he adds,
\u201cDo you remember when you used to gently nibble my ear?\u201d<\/p>\n
Without a word, the wife suddenly gets up and starts walking away.<\/p>\n
The husband, surprised, asks,
\u201cHey! Where are you going?!\u201d<\/p>\n
She replies,<\/strong> An old husband looks at his old wife one evening and says,\u201cDo you remember when we used to sit together on the couch and hold hands?\u201d The wife smiles softly, \u201cYes\u2026 those were sweet days.\u201d He moves closer and takes her hand.They sit quietly for a moment. Then he says,\u201cDo you remember when we used […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21902,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n
\u201cTo get my teeth.\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"