{"id":21898,"date":"2026-04-06T21:55:55","date_gmt":"2026-04-06T16:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/?p=21898"},"modified":"2026-04-07T00:04:23","modified_gmt":"2026-04-06T19:04:23","slug":"the-secret-to-a-happy-marriage-%f0%9f%98%82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/the-secret-to-a-happy-marriage-%f0%9f%98%82\/","title":{"rendered":"The Secret to a Happy Marriage \ud83d\ude02"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"142\" data-end=\"213\">After 25 years of marriage, Tom and his wife Linda went to a male counselor.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"215\" data-end=\"271\">The counselor asked, \u201cSo, what seems to be the problem?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"273\" data-end=\"374\">Linda immediately launched into a long list of complaints\u2014no attention, no romance, no communication\u2026<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"376\" data-end=\"403\">Tom just sat there quietly.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"405\" data-end=\"519\">After 15 minutes, the counselor stood up, walked over, lifted Linda out of her chair\u2026 and kissed her passionately.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"521\" data-end=\"556\">Linda sat down, completely stunned.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"649\">The counselor turned to Tom and said,<br data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"598\" \/>\u201cYour wife needs that at least three times a week.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"779\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Tom nodded thoughtfully and replied,<br data-start=\"687\" data-end=\"690\" \/><strong>\u201cHmm\u2026 I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays\u2026 but Fridays are a bit tight.\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After 25 years of marriage, Tom and his wife Linda went to a male counselor. 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