Two elderly ladies, Martha and Helen, were sitting on a park bench, reminiscing about their younger days.<\/p>\n
Martha sighed and said, \u201cAh, those nights with our husbands\u2026 so romantic, so passionate\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen nodded thoughtfully. \u201cYes\u2026 I remember my George would whisper sweet things in my ear before bed.\u201d<\/p>\n
Martha smiled. \u201cSame here! My Harold too\u2026 every single night.\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen leaned closer and asked, \u201cWhat did Harold whisper to you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Martha chuckled, \u201cHe\u2019d say, \u2018Goodnight, Martha\u2026 I\u2019m going to sleep now.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen burst out laughing. \u201cThat\u2019s nothing! George used to say, \u2018Don\u2019t forget to turn off the light\u2026 I\u2019m already dreaming!\u2019\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Two elderly ladies, Martha and Helen, were sitting on a park bench, reminiscing about their younger days. Martha sighed and said, \u201cAh, those nights with our husbands\u2026 so romantic, so passionate\u2026\u201d Helen nodded thoughtfully. \u201cYes\u2026 I remember my George would whisper sweet things in my ear before bed.\u201d Martha smiled. \u201cSame here! My Harold too\u2026 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21819,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n