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A nun walks into the confessional and says softly,
\n\u201cFather\u2026 I think I\u2019m distracting the congregation.\u201d<\/p>\n

The priest sighs, \u201cSister, what makes you say that?\u201d<\/p>\n

She whispers, \u201cEvery time I walk past the front pew\u2026 the men suddenly become very devoted.\u201d<\/p>\n

The priest pauses, then says,
\n\u201cSister\u2026 I\u2019ve noticed.\u201d<\/p>\n

She leans closer, \u201cWhat should I do?\u201d<\/p>\n

The priest clears his throat nervously,
\n\u201cWell\u2026 maybe\u2026 try a thicker habit?\u201d<\/p>\n

She smiles and replies,<\/strong>
\n\u201cFather\u2026 I already am.\u201d \ud83d\ude0f<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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