{"id":21780,"date":"2026-04-04T20:58:47","date_gmt":"2026-04-04T15:58:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/?p=21780"},"modified":"2026-04-04T22:42:52","modified_gmt":"2026-04-04T17:42:52","slug":"the-most-awkward-grocery-store-promotion-ever-%f0%9f%98%84","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/the-most-awkward-grocery-store-promotion-ever-%f0%9f%98%84\/","title":{"rendered":"The Most Awkward Grocery Store Promotion Ever \ud83d\ude04"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"62\">A small grocery store was struggling with sales, so the owner decided to try something \u201ccreative.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"164\" data-end=\"193\">He put up a big sign outside:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"195\" data-end=\"266\"><strong data-start=\"195\" data-end=\"266\">\u201cBuy One Pack of Condoms, Get One Free \u2014 Fully Tested for Quality!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"268\" data-end=\"351\">A confused customer walked in and asked,<br 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