A man walks into a church for confession.<\/p>\n
He sits down and says,
\u201cFather, I have sinned\u2026 I stole some wood.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest asks calmly,
\u201cHow much wood did you take, my son?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man replies,
\u201cEnough to build a small house.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest sighs,
\u201cThat\u2019s quite serious\u2026 Do you feel guilty?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man says,
\u201cVery guilty, Father\u2026 that\u2019s why I came here.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest nods,
\u201cGood. You must return what you stole.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man hesitates and asks,
\u201cFather\u2026 would it be okay if I just\u2026 donate the house to the church?\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest pauses\u2026 then leans closer and whispers, A man walks into a church for confession. He sits down and says,\u201cFather, I have sinned\u2026 I stole some wood.\u201d The priest asks calmly,\u201cHow much wood did you take, my son?\u201d The man replies,\u201cEnough to build a small house.\u201d The priest sighs,\u201cThat\u2019s quite serious\u2026 Do you feel guilty?\u201d The man says,\u201cVery guilty, Father\u2026 that\u2019s why […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21776,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n
\u201cNext time\u2026 take enough for a bigger one.\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"