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Two nurses, Sara and Liza, were working the night shift in a busy maternity ward.<\/p>\n

Around 2 a.m., things finally got quiet. Sara stretched and said, \u201cYou know, after helping deliver so many babies, I feel like we deserve honorary \u2018mom\u2019 titles.\u201d<\/p>\n

Liza laughed, \u201cPlease\u2026 if that were true, I\u2019d have at least 300 kids by now!\u201d<\/p>\n

Just then, a nervous father rushed in, panicking.
\u201cExcuse me! My wife is in labor\u2014what should I do?!\u201d<\/p>\n

Sara calmly replied, \u201cRelax, sir. Is this her first child?\u201d<\/p>\n

The man nodded frantically, \u201cYes!\u201d<\/p>\n

Liza leaned in with a grin and said,
\u201cDon\u2019t worry\u2026 it\u2019s our 300th.\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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