A man walks into a restaurant and sits down, clearly trying to impress the young waitress.<\/p>\n
She comes over and asks politely, \u201cWhat can I get you, sir?\u201d<\/p>\n
He leans back, gives her a smooth smile, and says, \u201cHonestly\u2026 I came here for you.\u201d<\/p>\n
She raises an eyebrow but keeps it professional. \u201cThat\u2019s nice, sir. But what would you like to order?\u201d<\/p>\n
He winks. \u201cHow about your number with a side of your beautiful smile?\u201d<\/p>\n
Without missing a beat, she writes something on a napkin, places it in front of him, and says, \u201cThat\u2019ll come after your order.\u201d<\/p>\n
Excited, he orders the most expensive coffee on the menu.<\/p>\n
When she walks away, he quickly opens the napkin\u2026<\/p>\n
It reads:<\/p>\n
\u201cThis coffee costs $25\u2026 and so does wasting my time. Pay first.\u201d<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A man walks into a restaurant and sits down, clearly trying to impress the young waitress. She comes over and asks politely, \u201cWhat can I get you, sir?\u201d He leans back, gives her a smooth smile, and says, \u201cHonestly\u2026 I came here for you.\u201d She raises an eyebrow but keeps it professional. \u201cThat\u2019s nice, sir. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21390,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n