Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says,<\/p>\n
\u201cYour butt is getting really big, I mean, really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill.<\/p>\n Then, he went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife\u2019s bottom.<\/p>\n \u201cYes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!\u201d<\/em> The wife chose to ignore her husband.<\/p>\n Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky.<\/p>\n He makes some advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u201d<\/em>\u00a0he asks. She answers,\u00a0\u201cDo you really think I\u2019m going to fire up this big-a** grill for one little weenie?\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says, \u201cYour butt is getting really big, I mean, really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.\u201d With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill. Then, he went […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21308,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n