A guy is driving late at night when he sees a sex worker standing by the roadside. He slows down, rolls down his window, and asks, \u201cHow much?\u201d<\/p>\n
She says, \u201c$100.\u201d<\/p>\n
He thinks for a second and goes, \u201cThat\u2019s a bit much\u2026 what do I get for $50?\u201d<\/p>\n
She smiles and says, \u201cFor $50, you get directions.\u201d<\/p>\n
Confused, he asks, \u201cDirections to where?\u201d<\/p>\n
She points ahead and says, \u201cTo the next girl\u2026 who charges $50.\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A guy is driving late at night when he sees a sex worker standing by the roadside. He slows down, rolls down his window, and asks, \u201cHow much?\u201d She says, \u201c$100.\u201d He thinks for a second and goes, \u201cThat\u2019s a bit much\u2026 what do I get for $50?\u201d She smiles and says, \u201cFor $50, you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21299,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n