{"id":21084,"date":"2026-03-27T21:57:42","date_gmt":"2026-03-27T16:57:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/?p=21084"},"modified":"2026-03-27T23:02:42","modified_gmt":"2026-03-27T18:02:42","slug":"too-cold-to-handle-too-hot-to-ignore-my-75-year-old-husband-vs-my-electric-blanket-%f0%9f%98%84","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/too-cold-to-handle-too-hot-to-ignore-my-75-year-old-husband-vs-my-electric-blanket-%f0%9f%98%84\/","title":{"rendered":"Too Cold to Handle, Too Hot to Ignore: My 75-Year-Old Husband vs My Electric Blanket \ud83d\ude04"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"54\" data-end=\"182\">A young wife once complained to her friend,<br data-start=\"97\" data-end=\"100\" \/>\u201cMy husband is 75\u2026 and lately he\u2019s become so cold. 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