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1. The Silent Treatment<\/strong><\/p>\n

Husband: \u201cMy wife and I were happy for 20 years\u2026 then we met.\u201d\ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n

\n

2. The Argument<\/strong><\/p>\n

Wife: \u201cI\u2019m not talking to you for a week!\u201d
Husband: \u201cThat\u2019s fine.\u201d<\/p>\n

A week later\u2026<\/em>
Husband: \u201cHey, it\u2019s been the best week of my life!\u201d\ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n

\n

3. The Memory Test<\/strong><\/p>\n

Wife: \u201cDo you remember what today is?\u201d
Husband (panicking): \u201cOf course I do!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u2026He rushes out and comes back with flowers.<\/p>\n

Wife: \u201cWhy did you bring these?\u201d
Husband: \u201cIt\u2019s\u2026 uh\u2026 your birthday?\u201d
Wife: \u201cNo. It\u2019s the day you forgot our anniversary last year!\u201d\ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n

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4. The Smart Husband<\/strong><\/p>\n

Husband: \u201cMy wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

So I had to put my foot down.\ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n

\n

5. The Secret to Marriage<\/strong><\/p>\n

Friend: \u201cWhat\u2019s the secret to a happy marriage?\u201d
Husband: \u201cTwo things: admit when you\u2019re wrong\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Friend: \u201cAnd what\u2019s the second?\u201d
Husband: \u201cNever admit when you\u2019re wrong.\u201d\ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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