An Elderly Couple, A Priest, And A Doctor Walk Into A Bar<\/p>\n
\u201cIn the Bible states that life begins at conception Jeremiah 1:5 Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you. This is God\u2019s word so it is true.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor looked at the priest funny and said.
\n\u201cYou cannot be serious, I have been in practice for years and life begins at birth when you breathe your first breath of air.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest and doctor continued to argue their point and as others began to shift their attention to their conversation, the old man spoke.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou are both wrong, my wife and I fully agree that life begins when your kids finally move out of the house!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An Elderly Couple, A Priest, And A Doctor Walk Into A Bar \u201cIn the Bible states that life begins at conception Jeremiah 1:5 Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you. This is God\u2019s word so it is true.\u201d The doctor looked at the priest funny and said. \u201cYou cannot be serious, I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20822,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-tales"],"yoast_head":"\n