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She asks him why is he staring and he replies,I have a question to ask you, but I don\u2019t want to offend you.\u2019 She answers, \u2018My dear son, you cannot offend me.<\/p>\n<p>When you\u2019re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sure that there\u2019s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive. \u2018Well,\u2019 the cab driver says, \u2018I\u2019ve always had a fantasy that a nun performs make love on me. \u2019She responds, \u2018Well, let\u2019s see what we can do about that. 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