{"id":20709,"date":"2026-03-21T01:54:29","date_gmt":"2026-03-20T20:54:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/?p=20709"},"modified":"2026-03-21T02:03:18","modified_gmt":"2026-03-20T21:03:18","slug":"the-nun-the-cab-ride-and-the-twist-no-one-saw-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/the-nun-the-cab-ride-and-the-twist-no-one-saw-coming\/","title":{"rendered":"The Nun, The Cab Ride, And The Twist No One Saw Coming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won\u2019t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies,I have a question to ask you, but I don\u2019t want to offend you.\u2019 She answers, \u2018My dear son, you cannot offend me.<\/p>\n<p>When you\u2019re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sure that there\u2019s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive. \u2018Well,\u2019 the cab driver says, \u2018I\u2019ve always had a fantasy that a nun performs make love on me. \u2019She responds, \u2018Well, let\u2019s see what we can do about that. 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