{"id":20539,"date":"2026-03-18T22:58:32","date_gmt":"2026-03-18T17:58:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/?p=20539"},"modified":"2026-03-18T22:58:32","modified_gmt":"2026-03-18T17:58:32","slug":"the-professors-alcohol-experiment-backfires-and-johnnys-answer-steals-the-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/the-professors-alcohol-experiment-backfires-and-johnnys-answer-steals-the-show\/","title":{"rendered":"The Professor\u2019s Alcohol Experiment Backfires\u2014And Johnny\u2019s Answer Steals the Show"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A chemistry professor wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow, class Observe closely the worms,\u201d said the professor putting a worm first into the water.<\/p>\n<p>The worm in the water writhed about, as happy as a worm in water could be.<\/p>\n<p>The second worm, he put into the whiskey It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\">\n<div id=\"funnyviralstories.com_responsive_2\" data-google-query-id=\"CJDV9o2BqpMDFXgCBgAdSl8H8A\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23293390090\/funnyviralstories.com\/funnyviralstories.com_responsive_2_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cNow, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?\u201d the professor asked.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Little Johnny, who naturally sits in the back, raised his hand and wisely responded\u2026 \u201cDrink whiskey and you won\u2019t get worms!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A chemistry professor wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. \u201cNow, class Observe closely the worms,\u201d said the professor putting a worm first into the water. 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