A priest and a nun were on a long road trip when their car broke down. With no help in sight, they found a tiny roadside motel\u2014only one room left.<\/p>\n
The priest said, \u201cSister, you take the bed. I\u2019ll sleep on the chair.\u201d<\/p>\n
Later that night, the nun whispered, \u201cFather\u2026 this blanket is so thin\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest, half asleep, said, \u201cIt\u2019s okay, Sister. Offer it up.\u201d<\/p>\n
A few minutes later: \u201cFather\u2026 I\u2019m still freezing\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Now wide awake, the priest sighed, got up, handed her his coat, and said, \u201cHere\u2026 take this.\u201d<\/p>\n
The nun smiled softly and said, \u201cFather\u2026 you\u2019re very kind tonight\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest paused, looked at her, then quickly turned off the light and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cKind, yes\u2026 stupid, no. Goodnight.\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A priest and a nun were on a long road trip when their car broke down. With no help in sight, they found a tiny roadside motel\u2014only one room left. The priest said, \u201cSister, you take the bed. I\u2019ll sleep on the chair.\u201d Later that night, the nun whispered, \u201cFather\u2026 this blanket is so thin\u2026\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20407,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-reels"],"yoast_head":"\n