An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building,<\/p>\n
When a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.<\/p>\n
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly,<\/p>\n
\u201cRomance\u201d by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce! \u201c<\/p>\n
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying,<\/p>\n
\u201cChanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!\u201d<\/p>\n
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.<\/p>\n
Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts and says\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cBroccoli. 49 cents a pound!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, When a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, \u201cRomance\u201d by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce! \u201c Then another young and beautiful woman gets on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20277,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-reels"],"yoast_head":"\n