A priest and a nun are caught in a blizzard.<\/p>\n
They find a deserted cabin and take shelter.<\/p>\n
They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets.<\/p>\n
The priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself.<\/p>\n
As they get tucked in for the night the nun calls out, \u201cFather, Father I\u2019m cold!\u201d<\/p>\n
So the priest gets up and puts another blanket on the nun. \u201cIs that better Sister?\u201d he asks.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes Father, much better,\u201d she replies.<\/p>\n
So he gets back in his sleeping bag and starts to nod off when she again calls out with, \u201cFather I\u2019m still cold!\u201d<\/p>\n
So once again the priest gets up and puts another blanket on her, ensuring she is tucked into the bed well. \u201cIs that better Sister?\u201d he asks.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh yes Father, that\u2019s much better,\u201d she says.<\/p>\n
So the priest gets himself back into the sleeping bag and this time is just starting to dream when he wakes up to her call of, \u201cFather, Father I\u2019m just so cold!\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest thinks long about this and finally says, \u201cSister, we are in the middle of nowhere in a blizzard. No one but you, myself, and the lord himself will ever know what happens here this night. How about, just for this night, we act as though we were married?\u201d<\/p>\n
The nun thinks on this for a minute, she can\u2019t help but admit to herself she\u2019s been curious, and finally answers with a tentative, \u201cOK Father, just for tonight, we will act as though we are married.\u201d<\/p>\n
So the Father replies,<\/p>\n
\u201cGet up and get your own damned blanket ya cow!\u201d and rolls over to fall asleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A priest and a nun are caught in a blizzard. They find a deserted cabin and take shelter. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets. The priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself. As they get tucked in for the night […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19816,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-reels"],"yoast_head":"\n