A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where the Mother Superior was taking a shower.
\u201cThere\u2019s a blind man here to see you,\u201d she announced.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, if he\u2019s blind, then it doesn\u2019t matter if I\u2019m in the shower,\u201d replied the Mother Superior. \u201cSend him in.\u201d<\/p>\n
Moments later, the man walked into the bathroom, tool bag in hand. The Mother Superior, unfazed, began thanking him warmly:
\u201cMy son, we truly appreciate all the work you do for us. Your dedication and service mean so much to this convent. The sisters are grateful for your commitment, and I personally\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
She went on for nearly ten minutes, her voice echoing in the tiled room, while the man stood silently, shifting awkwardly.<\/p>\n
Finally, he cleared his throat and interrupted: …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..<\/p>\n The Hotel Mix-Up That Ruined a Perfect Alibi<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n A married businessman from Chicago<\/span><\/span> was having dinner with a glamorous woman in a fancy hotel restaurant when his phone suddenly rang.<\/p>\n He glanced at the screen and whispered nervously, The woman smirked. So he picked up and said in his sweetest voice, There was a long pause.<\/p>\n Then his wife calmly replied, \u201cOf course,\u201d he said confidently.<\/p>\n \u201cIf you\u2019re in a business meeting\u2026 why are you sitting directly behind me?\u201d<\/p>\n The man nearly swallowed his fork.<\/p>\n Slowly, he turned around\u2026<\/p>\n And there was his wife at another table, staring at him over a glass of wine.<\/p>\n The woman beside him panicked. The husband thought for two seconds, stood up dramatically, pointed at his wife and shouted:<\/p>\n \u201cSEE?! THIS is exactly the kind of paranoid behavior I was telling my client about!\u201d\ud83e\udd23<\/span><\/span>\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where the Mother Superior was taking a shower.\u201cThere\u2019s a blind man here to see you,\u201d she announced. \u201cWell, if he\u2019s blind, then it doesn\u2019t matter if I\u2019m in the shower,\u201d replied the Mother Superior. \u201cSend him in.\u201d Moments later, the man walked into the bathroom, tool […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23407,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n
\u201cThat\u2019s all very kind, ma\u2019am\u2026 but you can put your clothes on now. I\u2019m just here to fix the window blinds. Where do you want me to install them?\u201d\ud83d\ude05<\/span><\/span>\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\ud83e\udd23<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n
\u201cOh no\u2026 it\u2019s my wife.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cRelax. You\u2019re a grown man. Just answer it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHi honey! Yes, the business meeting is going great. We\u2019re discussing contracts right now.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s wonderful. Just one small question.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh my God! What are you going to do?!\u201d<\/p>\n