Three bulls heard that the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch\u2026<\/p>\n
First Bull:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019ve been here five years. No way I\u2019m giving this new guy any of my 100 cows.\u201d<\/p>\n Second Bull:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019ve been here three years and earned my 50 cows fair and square. He\u2019s not getting a single one.\u201d<\/p>\n Third Bull:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019ve only been here a year. You guys barely let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big, but I\u2019m keeping what little I\u2019ve got!\u201d<\/p>\n Just then, an 18-wheeler rumbled up to the pasture, shaking the ground beneath it. Off the trailer stepped the biggest, meanest-looking bull any of them had ever seen\u20144,700 pounds of raw muscle, steam puffing from his nostrils with every breath. Even the steel ramp groaned beneath him.<\/p>\n First Bull:<\/strong> \u201cWell\u2026 I suppose I could part with a few cows. Sharing builds character.\u201d<\/p>\n Second Bull:<\/strong> \u201cHonestly, I\u2019ve been meaning to downsize. Fifty is excessive. No need for confrontation.\u201d<\/p>\n They turned to look at the third bull, who was pawing at the dirt, snorting, and flaring his nostrils like he was ready to charge.<\/p>\n First Bull:<\/strong> \u201cSon, don\u2019t be a fool. Let him have some cows and live to graze another day.\u201d<\/p>\n Third Bull:<\/strong> \u201cRelax. He can have all my cows. I\u2019m just making sure he knows I\u2019m a bull, not a cow.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Three bulls heard that the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch\u2026 First Bull: \u201cI\u2019ve been here five years. No way I\u2019m giving this new guy any of my 100 cows.\u201d Second Bull: \u201cI\u2019ve been here three years and earned my 50 cows fair and square. He\u2019s not getting a single one.\u201d Third Bull: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12404,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tales"],"yoast_head":"\n