A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a strict new diet.<\/p>\n
\u201cI want you to eat regularly for two days,\u201d he explained, \u201cthen skip a day. Repeat this procedure for two weeks.
When you come back to me, you\u2019ll have lost at least five pounds.\u201d<\/p>\n
Two weeks later, the blonde returned to his office\u2014and the doctor nearly fell off his chair. She had dropped almost twenty pounds.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy, that\u2019s incredible!\u201d he said, eyes wide with surprise. \u201cDid you follow my instructions exactly?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde nodded eagerly. \u201cOh yes, every word.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor smiled. \u201cWell, you\u2019ve done wonderfully. But tell me\u2014wasn\u2019t it hard on you, skipping meals every third day?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde blinked, then shook her head dramatically. \u201cMeals? Oh no, the eating part was fine. But I thought I was going to drop dead that third day\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor frowned, puzzled. \u201cFrom hunger, you mean?\u201d<\/p>\n
She threw up her hands and sighed.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, from skipping!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a strict new diet. \u201cI want you to eat regularly for two days,\u201d he explained, \u201cthen skip a day. Repeat this procedure for two weeks.When you come back to me, you\u2019ll have lost at least five pounds.\u201d Two weeks later, the blonde returned to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12180,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tales"],"yoast_head":"\n