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A salesman rang the doorbell, and Little Johnny opened the door.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Salesman:<\/strong> \u201cHi there, champ. Is your dad home?\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny:<\/strong> \u201cNope, he\u2019s in the shower.\u201d<\/p>\n

Salesman:<\/strong> \u201cOkay\u2026 how about your mom? Can I speak with her?\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny:<\/strong> \u201cShe\u2019s in the shower too.\u201d<\/p>\n

Salesman (chuckling):<\/strong> \u201cOh, I see. Do you think they\u2019ll be out soon?\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny (grinning):<\/strong> \u201cNot a chance. When Dad asked me to hand him the Vaseline\u2026 I accidentally gave him the super glue.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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