\u201cI\u2019ll give two dollars to the student who can tell me who the most famous man in history was,\u201d the teacher announced.<\/p>\n
An Irish boy raised his hand eagerly. \u201cIt was Saint Patrick!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGood guess, Sean, but not quite,\u201d the teacher replied.<\/p>\n
Then a French boy chimed in. \u201cIt must be Napoleon!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnother strong answer, Pierre, but still not the one I\u2019m looking for.\u201d<\/p>\n
Finally, a quiet boy in the back raised his hand and said confidently, \u201cIt was Jesus Christ.\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher beamed. \u201cThat\u2019s absolutely correct, Maurice! Come on up and collect your two dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n
As Maurice took the money, the teacher smiled and said, \u201cYou know, Maurice, I\u2019m surprised you said Jesus\u2014given that you\u2019re Jewish.\u201d<\/p>\n
Maurice shrugged and replied with a grin, \u201cI knew it was Moses\u2026 but hey, business is business.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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